On today's episode of things I never thought I'd have to say out loud:

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/02/2019 at 17:55 • Filed to: Never no wait always no it was never never suck a Cadillac up your nose

Don’t stick Legos up your nose.

Yep. Parenthood is some weird wild stuff.

She’s fine, BTW. We only discovered what she had done, when she sneezed and it came flying out. Gadamn it kid.

Cat in a tub, aka dick in a box , for your time.

DISCUSSION (35)

For Sweden > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:02

How does a cat even stick a LEGO up her nose?

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:07

One of my cousins rammed a tissue up his nose as a kid. Didn’t tell anyone and they only found out because he started to smell really bad and they had to take him to the clinic to have the by-this-time decomposing tissue from his nose. Kids are fuct.

benjrblant > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:19

good kitty.

His Stigness > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:20

I came here for the moose content.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:28

I stuck a raisin up my nose when I was a kid, kinda freaked out and blew it out after closing one nostril.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:30

Sometimes I wonder how the human race survived these millennia.

shop-teacher > For Sweden
08/02/2019 at 18:34

With help I reckon.

shop-teacher > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/02/2019 at 18:34

Ewww.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
08/02/2019 at 18:35

It is genuinely a mazing .

shop-teacher > His Stigness
08/02/2019 at 18:35

I knew he'd draw you in :)

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:43

Hammer!!! I meant to ask does he still have a spot in the kitchen?

Rainbow > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:51

I learned not to stick dimes in my nose when I was.......... 14. I had to get my parents to help get it out. It was embarrassing, to say the least.

Rainbow > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/02/2019 at 18:53

One of my earliest memories is of a classmate in preschool sticking a Skittle up his nose and proceeding to bleed all over the rest of his lunch. I'm sure it wasn't really that bad and my memory has just warped over time, but yeah.

Tsxtension > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/02/2019 at 18:57

My son did that with a pom pom fro m his older sibling’s art and craft set. He smelled like death. We took him to his regular pediatrician and they sent us to a specialist. Luckily the specialist had enough sense to check up his nose first. We found another pediatrician after that.

just-a-scratch > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 18:58

This reminds me of a friend who stuck Trix cereal up his nose once. Remember when they were colored spheres? Yeah. The got ‘em out with time, tweezers, and embarr assment.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Tsxtension
08/02/2019 at 19:03

I can’t imagine how you felt having that ‘now there’s your problem’ moment after waiting what could not have been a short amount of time for a specialist. I swear children are some kind of test (I speak from no experience as a childless young adult )

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 19:16

My sisters cat always had a wet forehead because he loved drinking out of the leaky shower faucet.

When she moved she had to leave the faucet on just a bit because he’d cry if it wasn’t dripping

This cat was a total boss who lived to 19 when he was put down because he got lung cancer. At his prime he was a 30 lb killing machine

His Stigness > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 20:02

If he ever doesn’t then I’ll know I’m truly dead inside.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 20:16

My kid stuck a pea up his nose at daycare. Since they’re not allowed to use tools to remove it, they had to call me. I walked over from my office (luckily only a block away), pulled it out with some tweezers we had in the office first aid kit, and we all went about our day. Except the daycare teacher looked at me like I was a magician.

Tsxtension > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/02/2019 at 20:40

Children are a joyful frustration.

wafflesnfalafel > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 21:46

my little brother did that as a kid, folks had to take him to the doctor...

shop-teacher > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
08/02/2019 at 23:32

Yep! He spends a lot of time napping there :)

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/02/2019 at 23:32

Ha!

shop-teacher > Tsxtension
08/02/2019 at 23:33

Good call on the new pediatrician.

shop-teacher > His Stigness
08/02/2019 at 23:34

Truth.

shop-teacher > Rainbow
08/02/2019 at 23:34

14!?!?!?!

shop-teacher > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
08/02/2019 at 23:35

Bwahaha!

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/02/2019 at 23:37

30 pounds!?!?!?! Jeeze, and I thought Hammer was big!

I can always tell when the girls don't quite get the tub faucet shut off, as I will undoubtedly find Hammy in there licking up the water.

shop-teacher > just-a-scratch
08/02/2019 at 23:37

Ah jeeze!

shop-teacher > wafflesnfalafel
08/02/2019 at 23:37

Fortunately this one came out with a sneeze.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher
08/02/2019 at 23:45

He was a big boy, head like a softball. Here’s some pics I stole from my sisters FB .

Kinja'd!!!

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/03/2019 at 00:12

Daawwwww! Big fluffay kittay!

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher
08/03/2019 at 00:29

Putting Legos i n the mouth, I could understand (bright colored things taste yummy, right?). I remember thinking like that as a kid. But in the nose? I don’t get the fascination.

Rainbow > shop-teacher
08/03/2019 at 06:22

Yup. I was just mindlessly playing with it and one thing led to another...

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro
08/03/2019 at 08:26

Yeah ... I got nothin' ... Kids are weird :)